Because folks refuse to stay out of the kitchen. *Est. 2011* var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-36523456-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_setDomainName’, ‘tumblr.com’]); _gaq.push([‘_setAllowLinker’, true]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://’ : ‘http://’) + ‘stats.g.doubleclick.net/dc.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @thatplate)http://thatplate.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c65bfeae6f07004d9211d47c50e50145/tumblr_mmprqciHLc1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f25ab367cdc618bab5cd0ed499e41cb/tumblr_mmprqciHLc1r1qotlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>This plate doesn’t look <em>so</em> bad but the <strong>true</strong> struggle is in the details. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50309076094http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50309076094Sun, 12 May 2013 21:49:24 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac4b7218a070fc7355303de115c06edc/tumblr_mmplw1sKGm1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60ba4ac352573db48bce36eb2ef7a43f/tumblr_mmplw1sKGm1r1qotlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Another Mother’s Day plate. Is that cranberry sauce from the can? </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50299471009http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50299471009Sun, 12 May 2013 19:43:13 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c53d7f69d48ea5109fe1c28634c43b7/tumblr_mmpkcxjyjL1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc1ecdf097a4e26974ff85f038c890bb/tumblr_mmpkcxjyjL1r1qotlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>#FAIL </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50297111290http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50297111290Sun, 12 May 2013 19:10:09 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4072b0709afb681b78e87273f30d9ef4/tumblr_mmpjrbQeI61r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e6f0a9099ca31bb46a7f24e81055f71/tumblr_mmpjrbQeI61r1qotlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>How fitting that jihad is in his name cuz this is definitely an act of terrorism. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50296179562http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50296179562Sun, 12 May 2013 18:57:11 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73bb80e09b0fd511979991a7ab135ffc/tumblr_mmpioxXEFD1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/512d4eca0380179e4ee1b23230f12b6b/tumblr_mmpioxXEFD1r1qotlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50294535008http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/50294535008Sun, 12 May 2013 18:34:09 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b210e63196187ea395510a18496358f6/tumblr_mlv6enWMZC1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I found this pic in a young lady’s Instagram album the other night & posted it on Twitter yesterday. I’m not sure what’s more confusing: the actual image itself or the fact that she slapped a faux copyright over it like someone would ACTUALLY want to use the image as their own. At any rate, I received SEVERAL tweets asking me “What IS that?” and many others with creative guesses. Here are a few of my favorite replies: </p> <p><em>“I had a petri dish growth culture in Microbio that looked exactly like that.”</em> -<strong>@pixiecita</strong></p> <p><strong><em>“</em></strong><em>That looks like a pool of flamingo vomit.”</em> <strong>-@Love_Dlux</strong></p> <p><em>“What is that? It looks like a jambalaya cum bubble.”</em> -<strong>@KikaBue</strong></p> <p><em>“I didn’t know one could copyright vomit. The more you know.”</em> -<strong>@VeronicaTheBlog</strong></p> <p><em>“It looks like when you eat coleslaw & cotton candy & then you go on a roller coaster & throw up in your purse.”</em> -<strong>@steenfox</strong> </p> <p><em>“WTF is that??”</em> -<strong>@misszindzi</strong> </p> <p><em>“Mexican fiesta style tampon?”</em> -<strong>@SnottieDrippin</strong></p> <p>“<em>WTF is that? Red velvet cake soup?”</em> -<strong>@UrbanGem</strong> </p> <p><em>“This is what I imagined is in a witches cauldron. Bubble bubble toil & trouble.”  -<strong>@Miss_Darling </strong></em></p> <p><em>“That thing looked like a slush bucket. The stuff busboys & barbacks throw leftover food and drinks from dinner parties into.”</em> -<strong>@DKuzLA</strong></p> <p><em>“The f*ck is this?!”</em> -<strong>@phillytheboss</strong></p> <p><em>“Coleslaw milkshake?”</em> -<strong>@surreal_killer</strong></p> <p><em>“Why did she copyright it? Don’t nobody want that!”</em> -<strong>@ga_sweet_peach1</strong></p> <p><em>“Vomit fricassee with a light sh*t sauce.”</em> -<strong>@BrokeyMcPoverty</strong> </p> <p><em>“Scrambled jelly bean eggs?”</em> -<strong>@3CarryOnItems </strong></p> <p><em>“…red cabbage & Luster’s Pink Moisturizer pizza.”</em> -<strong>@copper_soul </strong></p> <p><strong><span class="Apple-style-span"><em>“What the f*ck IS this?”</em> -<strong>@Lisa1660</strong></span></strong></p> <p><em>“…crab meat & foliage deep-fried abortion.”</em> -<strong>@OhiniJonez</strong></p> <p>A few people were so perplexed by this photo that they headed on over to her Instagram hoping to find answers. Turns out the dish is red cabbage with red herring cooked in coconut milk. I’m still going with a busted open Dora The Explorer pinata filled with stomach contents. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/48927018681http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/48927018681Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:20:47 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f32e64d48506e457c07cad412de14f1/tumblr_mlaa8urDcx1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love cookies. And I love bacon. But…just no. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/48026058469http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/48026058469Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:34:06 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fea93d855b0fc93b0096f1d1e8a0ed67/tumblr_mkl4k2pm2t1r1qotlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Guacamole waffles. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/46856431072http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/46856431072Mon, 01 Apr 2013 12:31:14 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e85cc4252dfc781de4a1ca1a7a56f78/tumblr_mk03krogZD1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@ShadCity’s “Chicken & Waffles” dinner. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/45901996259http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/45901996259Thu, 21 Mar 2013 04:00:00 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2b186e2697fdd65f0e48d1d17be2e70/tumblr_miaskhE07y1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“A wife’s attempt @ chocolate-covered strawberries for her hubby on Valentine’s Day. Epic fail.” -Submitted by Trina B. </em></p> <p>Pretty sure that strawberry has herpes. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/45395997113http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/45395997113Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:27:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5d7befca595ab1f2d2b67fd36fed6f77/tumblr_mjompiJ0Cg1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Breakfast for dinner! </p> <p><em>(submitted by @Missundast00d) </em></p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/45395648078http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/45395648078Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:22:30 -0400ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea2e1a6fec909b3d15a1bf8ada63e2cd/tumblr_milvfqKk191r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<span class="Apple-style-span">Gator All Seasoned Up Cause It’s Getting Smoked Tomorrow!!” -via @moola02</span></p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/43703610404http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/43703610404Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:04:38 -0500ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10cabb3af8ab76f36ef59c7a029d1500/tumblr_mi4fhsrbfB1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little piece of foil could’ve saved this Digiorno fail. Pretty sure nobody thought this pizza was delivery. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/42937934278http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/42937934278Tue, 12 Feb 2013 14:01:04 -0500ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2f4a515029384a2b1e6e9b3a6d2a08e/tumblr_mhnqxlaH411r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c2dc0d61d5b2538f7b7b61c2aadf95c/tumblr_mhnqxlaH411r1qotlo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Buffalo Chicken Dip</p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/42204738083http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/42204738083Sun, 03 Feb 2013 13:48:57 -0500ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b083db0dbe92c8748b7256745f96f75/tumblr_mh81ziKlUm1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“She called this a shrimp salad.” </em></p> <p>(Submitted by anonymous…)</p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41907553413http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41907553413Wed, 30 Jan 2013 20:14:00 -0500ThatPlatesubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45184a26cd42f99f04e7917c9ed33a00/tumblr_mhgstcA2dR1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>“I feel like its gonna be on #thatplate but oh well.”</em></p> <p>Ask & ye shall receive. </p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41905249353http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41905249353Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:46:23 -0500ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fba2e3e7c78a89571b3f6776050b6416/tumblr_mh5sshWFBo1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fb0561890148f4b2c4235f42f71e91d/tumblr_mh5sshWFBo1r1qotlo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>There’s a cookbook out that tells you how to open up a package of hotdogs & a box of premade taco shells? And people paid money for it??? Wow…I love America.</p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41407184872http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41407184872Thu, 24 Jan 2013 21:12:16 -0500ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19e3ec39fd0094f2543cbe042a92de2a/tumblr_mh5ratq74A1r1qotlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe26211f657345eac0b318e41c9f4eca/tumblr_mh5ratq74A1r1qotlo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Are those Hot Cheetos?!</p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41404439883http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41404439883Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:40:05 -0500ThatPlate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6c67eda45d9738f4d11136f8ff3e402/tumblr_mh5qqpFUDF1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffef45f53009344f7d63b84b19a8e2b2/tumblr_mh5qqpFUDF1r1qotlo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><em>“I make a mean dinner…”</em> Meanwhile we’re running out of chicken. smh…</p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41403414941http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41403414941Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:28:01 -0500ThatPlate<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0825acc2a607dc66bd11b4b0609cea9/tumblr_mh5qdr3Jci1r1qotlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e53cc725079b941d82d7198162b1f63/tumblr_mh5qdr3Jci1r1qotlo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Maybe this is why she’s sick…</p>http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41402758016http://thatplate.tumblr.com/post/41402758016Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:20:15 -0500ThatPlate